Summer at the Jersey shore -  I was beach patrol there for three years and still have a lot of fun memories. My first fake I.D. identifies me as a 200 pound Italian named Tony DeRosa. Who was for a time legendary in Long beach Island, for uying kegs. Not because I was a prolific drinker or particularly wealthy, but because New Jersey used to have paper ID's and my supporting fake university ID looked like all of us and none of us. It made the rounds and had a much better social life than I did. Now as a family we tend to head to CA .

 I would really like for Conor to grow up near the ocean. Actually I would like to relive my life through my son by sending him to surf camp, etc but that takes us back to the experiments idea and May has her own agenda for living her life through him also. Something to do with being a sensitive, well adjusted, happy and caring individual. Where is the fun in that? If he ever gets a standing ovation for dancing to K.C. and the Sunshine Band it's going to be because of my careful application of self worth. Anyway I will be happy. What more can a father do for his child?

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