WHAT IF DR. SEUSS WROTE A COMPUTER MANUAL...

 If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port
 and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort
 and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort
 then the socket packet pocket has an error to report

 If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash
 and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash
 and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash
 then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash

 If the label on the cable on the table at your house
 says the network is connected to the button on your mouse
 but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol
 that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall
 and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
 so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse
 then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang
 'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang

 When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk
 and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk
 then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
 Quickly turn off the computer, and be sure to tell your mom.