Rules of acquisition  

# Once you have their money ... never give it back.
# Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
# A man is only worth the sum of his possessions. 
# Small print leads to large risk.
# Satisfaction is not guaranteed.
# Never place friendship above profit.
# There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.
# It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
# Profit is its own reward.
# Never confuse wisdom with luck.
# Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
# The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
# Never ask when you can take.
# Free advice is seldom cheap.