My Favorite Tag Lines

Last update: Friday, 28-Oct-2011 12:40:20 MST

• I am Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approxmiated.
• This message is composed entirely of recycled electrons.
• * <-- Tribble . <-- Tribble.zip
• Just because we serve you, doesn't mean we like you.
• "I'm provolone and antipasto." -- Zippy
• When I make a mistake, I'll repeat it serveral times so they'll think I did it on purpose.
• ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
• A rather nice, long and somewhat bizarre palindrome:
  "A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal--Panama!"
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• "You can't write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say sometimes, so you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream." --Frank Zappa
• "The main obstacle to progress is not ignorance, but the illusion of knowledge." -- unknown
• "You can't have everything ... where would you put it?" -- Stephen Wright
• "I wish you would play something that I know so I could tell whether you are good or not." -- a comment by someone to John Hartford, after a concert
• "Using encryption on the Internet is the equivalent of arranging an armored car to deliver credit-card information from someone living in a cardboard box to someone living on a park bench." -- Gene Spafford
• "I think the banjo is the one thing that could have saved Nixon." -- Steve Martin
• "The reason that some portraits don't look true to life is that some people make no effort to resemble their pictures." -- Salvador Dali
• God is real, unless declared integer.
• "Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions." -- Einstein
• "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -- Thomas A. Edison
• All that glitters has a high refractive index.
• "Happiness, that grand mistress of the ceremonies in the dance of life, impels us through all its mazes and meanderings, but leads none of us by the same route." -- Albert Camus
• "That which is to give light must endure burning." -- Victor Frankl
• "I go online sometimes, but everyone's spelling is really bad, and it's depressing." -- Tara from Buffy
• "Our little lives are kept in equipoise by opposite attractions and desires." --Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
• My PID is Inigo Montoya. You kill -9'ed my PPID. Prepare to be SIG TERM'ed.
• Was it Kernel Mustard in the Library with the Named Pipe?
• "Gauss's law is always true, but it is not always useful." -- David J. Griffiths, "Introduction to Electrodynamics"
• "Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods." -- H. L. Mencken
• double Double = Toil & Trouble(Fire.Burn() && Cauldron.Bubble());
• "Obsession is a great substitute for talent." -- Steve Martin
• "If I had known how many times I would have to sing these songs, I would have written better ones." -- Joe Walsh
• "If you always do what you've always done, you'll always be what you've always been." -- Marty Raybon
• "Listen: Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! -- from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)