Love, Dishonor and Redemption . . .

It was a perfect love except that she was married. Rubber Ducky owned a nightclub in Tangiers when he discovered his first true love Ursala was in town with her husband, a famous toy maker of petroleum based products with evil people on his tail. Ducky had thought that she had been killed in that filthy war and had come there to survive, easing his pain with whiskey and assorted nameless bath toys. 

Ursala knew the street and stream smart Rubber Ducky could help them get out of the country and begged him for help. Rubber Duck resumed his affair with the toy maker's wife. Soon afterward, she was captured by an evil Dictator while shopping for bath towels (she was going through a lot of bath towels for some reason and Dillards was having a sale). Rubber Ducky rescued her and killed her abductors.  But the toy maker driven by his cultural heritage (he was from South Jersey) challenged the Rubber Duck to a duel. Rubber Ducky met him in a small little bar where switchblades were drawn. Ducky knowing that the toy maker is part of something better than a whiskey imbibing duck, fights defensively, refusing to cut the famous man. Ducky was wounded, it will be a long time until he floats unaided. 

The famous toy maker of petroleum based products left with his wife and honor and goes on to liberate several small countries, before joining a big multinational petroleum company . Ducky turns again to the bottle . . .